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Jokes About Husbands - Page 2 - With 11 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Presenting our collection of lighthearted jokes about husbands and their amusing antics. We aim to provide you with a collection of jokes that will surely entertain you.
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'Mommy, am I descended from a monkey?'
'I really don't know. I've never met your father's people.'
'I really don't know. I've never met your father's people.'
'My husband never goes out looking for trouble.'
'No, he gets all he wants at home.'
'No, he gets all he wants at home.'
A smart husband thinks twice before saying nothing.
Every husband should have a hobby, but don't tell your wife about her.
He is a model husband but not a working model.
John is the sweetest, most wonderful husband in the world. Too bad I married Fred.
My husband has a split personality, and I hate both of them.
The average husband knows where and when he got married. What escapes him is why.
A husband is right only when he admits he's wrong.
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason — there's a reason!
St. Peter went to work one day to find 2 lines of men at The Gate. One line snaked its way across heaven, as far as St. Peter could see. Above that line hung a sign reading: 'This Line Is For Men Whose Wives ALWAYS Told Them What To Do'. In the other line, he noticed only one man standing under a sign that read: 'This Line Is For Men Whose Wives NEVER Told Them What To Do'.
St. Peter asked the man, "What are you doing in this line?"
To which the man meekly replied, "My wife told me to stand here!"
St. Peter asked the man, "What are you doing in this line?"
To which the man meekly replied, "My wife told me to stand here!"