Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite.
When does a horse usually neigh?
Whinny wants to!
What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.
Why did the horse cross the road?
Because he wanted to visit his neigh-bors.
What do horses tell their kids at night? '
' Pony tales.
Who always goes to sleep wearing his shoes? '
' A horse.
I've just been out riding.
Horseback?
Yes, the horse got back two hours before me.
Where should you take an injured pony?
The horsepital.
Why are horses not properly dressed?
Because they wear shoes, but no socks.
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
Did you hear about the horse who had a very negative altitude?
He was always saying "Neigh".