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Jokes About Horses
Yesterday I was driving around in the country, got thirsty and entered a pub. I was there for five minutes, when a big brown horse entered the pub, sits down at a table, crossed its legs and orders a coffee. I was surprised, and asked the pub keeper if this was not a little strange, that a horse orders a coffee.
"Yes", the man said, "Very strange, indeed. Normally it drinks a pint of beer."
Jokes About Horses
A man's car suddenly stopped dead when he was driving down the middle of a country lane. He stepped out of the car and looked inside the bonnet to see if he could fix it. After a while a horse ambled up beside him, had a look at the car and said:
'Your trouble is probably in the carburetor.'
The man was so amazed that he ran down the road until he met the farmer walking towards him. He stopped the farmer and told him exactly what had happened.
'Did the horse have a white patch in the middle of his forehead?' asked the farmer.
'Yes, yes!' cried the motorist.
'Don't pay any attention, then,' said the farmer, 'that was only old Dobbin and he doesn't know a thing about cars.'
Jokes About Horses
The thunder god went for a ride on his favourite horse,
'I'm Thor' he cried.
The horse replied:
'You forgot the thaddle, thilly.'
Jokes About Horses
My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'
Jokes About Horses
How do you spell hungry horse in four letters?
M, T, G, G.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Santa Claus

What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.

Wives

Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.

Knocking

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze that knocking at my door?

Snowmen

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!

Marry

Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.

Caveman

What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.

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