What Do You Call?
What do you call a happy teddy bear?
Content-ted. Did You Hear About?
Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you; there's no point to it. One-Liners
The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but so is the water bill. Vacation
Our tour of Europe left my wife speechless. That was the best part of the trip. Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, Have you got something for a dreadful headache?
Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself on the head. Then you'll have a dreadful headache. Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later? Computers
To error is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.Writing on the Wall
My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours