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Jokes About History - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Are you ready to travel back in time with some humorous historical humor? Here are some jokes about history that will make you laugh! So sit back, relax, and enjoy a journey through time with these clever and entertaining jokes. There are 4 jokes in this category.

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Why is history just like a fruit cake?
Because it's full of dates.
'Do you have a family tree?'
'We don't even have a flowerpot.'
'Why was Washington buried in Mt. Vernon?'
'Because he was dead.'
History does not repeat itself. Historians merely repeat each other.

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

What Do You Call?

What do you call a happy teddy bear?
Content-ted.

Did You Hear About?

Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you; there's no point to it.

One-Liners

The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but so is the water bill.

Vacation

Our tour of Europe left my wife speechless. That was the best part of the trip.

Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, Have you got something for a dreadful headache?
Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself on the head. Then you'll have a dreadful headache.

Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?

Computers

To error is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

Writing on the Wall

My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours
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