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A blind date is where you expect her to be a vision and she turns out to be a sight for sore eyes.

The man at the bar was boasting, "The woman who becomes my son's girlfriend will be getting a great prize." On hearing this a young woman asked him, "And exactly what prize would you give me for becoming his girlfriend?"

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Books

How I Won the Lottery by Jack Potts

Golf

Wife: Where are you going with your golf clubs?
Husband: To a tee party.

Marriage

I still miss my ex-husband - but my aim is getting better.

Insults

He is a man of many parts, it's just a shame they were put together so badly.

For Children

'Who's been eating my porridge?' asked Baby Bear.
'Who's been eating my porridge?' asked Mother Bear.
'Burp,' said Father Bear.

Wives

'I can't believe he's in a hospital. Why, only yesterday I saw him with a blonde.'
'So did his wife.'

Birthdays

Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!

Marriage

My wife really worships me; she puts burnt offerings in front of me every day.

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