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Jokes About Girlfriends - Page 8 - With 5 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about girlfriends.
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A blind date is where you expect her to be a vision and she turns out to be a sight for sore eyes.
The man at the bar was boasting, "The woman who becomes my son's girlfriend will be getting a great prize." On hearing this a young woman asked him, "And exactly what prize would you give me for becoming his girlfriend?"
What do you call a dragon's ex-girlfriend?
An old flame.
An old flame.
Whenever you see a young man rushing to open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is brand new or the girlfriend is.
My girlfriend's so bad at cooking, she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
British Jokes
I'm going to Bury St Edmunds today.Why? Is he dead?
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, will I ever get better?At what?
Bar
A man is standing drinking at the bar when the man next to him whispers, 'Do you want to buy any pirate DVDs?''No thanks, I hate Treasure Island.'
Miscellaneous
We are having the usual thing for our Thanksgiving dinner: relatives!Doctors
Doctor: What seems to be the problem?Patient: I can't stop myself eating dates.
Doctor: That's not really a problem.
Patient: Yes it is, I've run out of calendars.
Marriage
'Would you buy a letter opener?''Buy one? I married one!'
What Do You Get?
What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a Cornish pasty?Pie in the sky.
Men
'Do smart men make good husbands?''Smart men don't get married.'