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Jokes About Girlfriends - Page 7 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about girlfriends.
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John: Is your girlfriend pretty or ugly?
Bill: I'd say she was pretty ugly.
Bill: I'd say she was pretty ugly.
My girlfriend has helped make me a millionaire.
Really.
Yes, before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.
Really.
Yes, before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.
Fred: My girlfriend is one of twins.
Brian: How can you tell them apart?
Fred: It's easy, her brother's got a beard.
Brian: How can you tell them apart?
Fred: It's easy, her brother's got a beard.
My girlfriend always makes me melt-in-your-mouth dinners. She always forgets to defrost them.
Why doesn't your girlfriend wear lipstick?
Because she can't keep her mouth still long enough to put it on.
Because she can't keep her mouth still long enough to put it on.
My girlfriend is the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they just can't believe it the first time.
I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks. It's true that they look like sticks - but they certainly don't match.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
I asked my girlfriend what she would like for her birthday and she said she wanted something with lots of diamond in it.
So I bought her a pack of playing cards.
So I bought her a pack of playing cards.
My girlfriend has been on a crash diet.
Is that why she looks like a wreck?
Is that why she looks like a wreck?
Brian: My girlfriend likes to be tickled under the chin.
William: Which one?
William: Which one?
My girlfriend is a beautiful redhead - no hair, just a red head.