Jokes About Girlfriends - Page 6 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories

Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about girlfriends.

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She's got a memory like an elephant and a shape to match.

She's so ugly she can walk the streets on Halloween without a mask.

She's so ugly she's only allowed to walk the streets on Halloween.

She's the kind of girl you take to the movie when you want to see the picture.

Then she kissed me, and I knew it was puppy love. Her nose was cold and wet.

'Are you fond of nuts?'
'Is this a proposal?'

'But why did you buy me such a small diamond?'
'I didn't want the glare to hurt your eyes.'

'Doris became engaged to an X-Ray technician.'
'I wonder what he sees in her?'

'I'm sorry, I can't see you Sunday. I'm expecting a headache.'

'I heard you dropped 100 pounds.'
'Yes, I dropped my girlfriend.'

'May I see you pretty soon?'
'Don't you think I'm pretty now?'

Congratulations on your new girlfriend! I'm sure this relationship will be just as successful as all your past ones.

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