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Jokes About Girlfriends - Page 5
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My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'
My girlfriend's teeth are like stars they come out every night...
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Imagine
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Prison
Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.
A: A small Medium at large.
Mother-in-law
What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.
Blondes
Q: What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes?
A: An Interpreter.
A: An Interpreter.
Blondes
Q: What do you call a blonde with a leather jacket?
A: A rebel without a clue.
A: A rebel without a clue.
Wives
Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.