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Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about girlfriends.

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Jokes About Girlfriends
My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...
Jokes About Girlfriends
My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'
Jokes About Girlfriends
My girlfriend's teeth are like stars they come out every night...


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Scotsman

What do you call a Scotsman with a castle on his head?
Fort William.

Executive

A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.

He doesn't have enough sandwiches for a picnic.

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the standard alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?

Ducks

Why was the duck arrested?
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.

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