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Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about girlfriends.

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Jokes About Girlfriends
My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'
Jokes About Girlfriends
My girlfriend's teeth are like stars they come out every night...


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Dangerous

What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.

Pigs

My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'

Cars

Which parts of a car are the laziest?
The wheels. They are always tired.

Girlfriends

My other girlfriend is beautiful

Cafeteria

Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!

Waiters

What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.

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