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Jokes About Girlfriends - Page 5
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My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking
how big she would get ...
My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'
My girlfriend's teeth are like stars they come out every night...
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Scotsman
What do you call a Scotsman with a castle on his head?
Fort William.
Fort William.
Executive
A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.
He doesn't have enough sandwiches for a picnic.
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the standard alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.
The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?
Ducks
Why was the duck arrested?
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.