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Jokes About Girlfriends - Page 4
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My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely but is best appreciated at a distance.
What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
'I love you with all my art.'
'I love you with all my art.'
Last night, my girlfriend said that I am a great wit.
Well, she's half right.
Well, she's half right.
Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.
Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.
George: No, it's just imagination.
Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.
Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face, they feel sympathetic.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face, they feel sympathetic.
My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.
What a joker she is.
While he was away on business, Brian thought it would be a good idea to buy a present for his girlfriend. 'How about a bottle of perfume?' he asks the cosmetics assistant in a department store. She shows him a sixty-dollar bottle.
'That's a bit too expensive,' says Tim, so she returns with a smaller bottle for thirty dollars. 'That's still too expensive,' Brian complains. Growing annoyed, the assistant shows him a tiny fifteen-dollar bottle.
'What I mean,' said Tim, 'is I'd like to see something really cheap.'
So the clerk handed him a mirror.
'That's a bit too expensive,' says Tim, so she returns with a smaller bottle for thirty dollars. 'That's still too expensive,' Brian complains. Growing annoyed, the assistant shows him a tiny fifteen-dollar bottle.
'What I mean,' said Tim, 'is I'd like to see something really cheap.'
So the clerk handed him a mirror.
I call my girlfriend 'Sugar' because she is so refined.
Jenny: Why are all your boyfriends called William? Joan: That's because I'm a bill collector.
Jack: I'd go through anything for you.
Mary: Just the door will be enough.
Mary: Just the door will be enough.