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My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, hard to keep down.
John: My girlfriend reminds me of a Greek statue.
Dave: You mean she's very beautiful?
John: Yeah, beautiful, but not all there.
What did the undertaker say to his new girlfriend?
Em-balmy about you.
My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.
Why is a launderette not a good place to find a girlfriend?
If she cannot even afford to buy her own washing machine, she will never have enough money to support you.
Last night I told my girlfriend that I would go to the end of the world for her, and she said, "Yes but would you stay there?"
My girlfriend has a complexion like a peach.
All yellow and fuzzy.
When I asked my girlfriend if I could see her home she handed me a picture of it.
My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.
If my girlfriend said what she thought she'd be completely speechless.
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