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Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about girlfriends.

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Jokes About Girlfriends
Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.
Submitted by: JB
Jokes About Girlfriends
Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.
Jokes About Girlfriends
Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.
Jokes About Girlfriends
Last night my girlfriend said that I am a great wit.
Well, she's half right.
Jokes About Girlfriends
What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
"I love you with all my art."
Jokes About Girlfriends
My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
Jokes About Girlfriends
George: My girlfriend has a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin has the glow of a peach, her cheeks are like apples and her lips like cherries.
Fred: Sounds more like a fruit salad to me.
Jokes About Girlfriends
My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.
Jokes About Girlfriends
I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.
Jokes About Girlfriends
My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, hard to keep down.

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