Jokes About Girlfriends - Page 2

Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.

Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.

Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.

Last night my girlfriend said that I am a great wit.
Well, she's half right.

What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
"I love you with all my art."

My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.

George: My girlfriend has a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin has the glow of a peach, her cheeks are like apples and her lips like cherries.
Fred: Sounds more like a fruit salad to me.

My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.

I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.

My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, hard to keep down.