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Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.
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Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.
Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.
Last night my girlfriend said that I am a great wit.
Well, she's half right.
What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
"I love you with all my art."
My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
George: My girlfriend has a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin has the glow of a peach, her cheeks are like apples and her lips like cherries.
Fred: Sounds more like a fruit salad to me.
My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.
I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.
My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, hard to keep down.
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