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What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.
Just how deep into the water can a frog go?
Knee-deep.
Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
What did one frog say to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What do you call a frog who works as a spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What do frogs like to drink when they are cold?
Hot croako.
What should you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy.
What happens to frogs that are illegally parked?
They get toad away.
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