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Jokes About Frogs - Page 1
Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about frogs. There are 16 jokes in this category.
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What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.
Just how deep into the water can a frog go?
Knee-deep.
Knee-deep.
Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
They eat whatever bugs them.
What did one frog say to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What do you call a frog who works as a spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
A croak and dagger agent.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
Kermit the Fog.
What do frogs like to drink when they are cold?
Hot croako.
Hot croako.
What should you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
Wart's new?
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy.
Hoppalong Cassidy.
What happens to frogs that are illegally parked?
They get toad away.
They get toad away.