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Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about frogs. There are 16 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Frogs
What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.
Jokes About Frogs
Just how deep into the water can a frog go?
Knee-deep.
Jokes About Frogs
Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
Jokes About Frogs
What did one frog say to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Jokes About Frogs
What do you call a frog who works as a spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Jokes About Frogs
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
Jokes About Frogs
What do frogs like to drink when they are cold?
Hot croako.
Jokes About Frogs
What should you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
Jokes About Frogs
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy.
Jokes About Frogs
What happens to frogs that are illegally parked?
They get toad away.

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