Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
Just how deep into the water can a frog go?
Knee-deep.
What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.
What is the weakest animal in the world?
A frog: he will croak if you touch him.
Where do frogs hang their coats?
In the croakroom.
How does a frog feel when it has a sore leg?
Unhoppy.
What kind of sandals does a frog like to wear in the summertime?
Open toad.
Why did the frog go to the hospital?
He needed an "hopperation"!
What type of stories do frogs like best?
Ones with hoppy endings.
What is a frogs favorite flower?
A Croak-us.
What did the frog say when he ran out of money?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What is the most vulnerable animal in the world?
The frog. When you touch it, it croaks. Put another way, one touch and it's toadalled.