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What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What happens when you drink Frognog?
You croak.
A frog telephoned the Psychic Hot line and was told, "You are going to meet a beautiful, young woman who will want to know everything about you."
The frog said, "That's great! Will I meet her at a party?"
"No," said the psychic. "Next term--in her biology class."
There was a small frog who needed a loan to buy a new car. He went in to see the loan officer, Mr.Patrick Whack. I'd like
to have a loan, the frog said timidly. The loan officer said: "well, do you have any collateral?" "Well, said the frog, all I have is this small charm, that has been in the family for years, will it do?" The loan officer wasn't sure so he went in to see the bank manager. "There is this small
frog outside who needs to buy a new car, and the only collatteral he has is this" and he handed the charm to the bank manager. The bank manager looked at the charm and said:
"It's a knick-knack, Paddy Whack, give the frog a loan!"
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in just one lifetime.
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot
Beer
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.
Maggot
What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...
Inventors
Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.
Blondes
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
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