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Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about frogs.

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Jokes About Frogs
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Jokes About Frogs
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
Jokes About Frogs
What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.
Jokes About Frogs
What happens when you drink Frognog?
You croak.
Jokes About Frogs
A frog telephoned the Psychic Hot line and was told, "You are going to meet a beautiful, young woman who will want to know everything about you."
The frog said, "That's great! Will I meet her at a party?"
"No," said the psychic. "Next term--in her biology class."
Jokes About Frogs
There was a small frog who needed a loan to buy a new car. He went in to see the loan officer, Mr.Patrick Whack. I'd like to have a loan, the frog said timidly. The loan officer said: "well, do you have any collateral?" "Well, said the frog, all I have is this small charm, that has been in the family for years, will it do?" The loan officer wasn't sure so he went in to see the bank manager. "There is this small frog outside who needs to buy a new car, and the only collatteral he has is this" and he handed the charm to the bank manager. The bank manager looked at the charm and said:
"It's a knick-knack, Paddy Whack, give the frog a loan!"


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Stupid

He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.

Fathers

Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.

Snakes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.

I don't like tailgaters, that's why I'm speeding.

Yo' mama's so stupid, when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said, "Cherry or grape?!"

Drums

Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.

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