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Jokes About Football - Page 1


Here are some jokes about American football. There are 6 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Football
What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.
Jokes About Football
What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Soup—er Bowl.
Submitted by: Gavin
Jokes About Football
Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.
Jokes About Football
Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
Jokes About Football
Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.
Jokes About Football
Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.


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Elves

Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jilly.
Jilly who?
It's Jilly standing out here - please let me come in.

Favorite

What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!

Light Bulbs

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.

Driving

Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.