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Jokes About Football - Page 1
Here are some jokes about American football. There are 6 jokes in this category.
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What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.
Hot dogs.
What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Soup—er Bowl.
The Soup—er Bowl.
Submitted by: Gavin
Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.
Because its full of fans.
Why is a football player like an airline
passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
They both want safe touchdowns.
Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.
He had too many split ends.
Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.
He wanted his quarter back.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Elves
Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.
In the snow bank.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!
Who's there!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jilly.
Jilly who?
It's Jilly standing out here - please let me come in.
Who's there?
Jilly.
Jilly who?
It's Jilly standing out here - please let me come in.
Favorite
What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
A wrap!
Light Bulbs
How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
One.
Driving
Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.