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Jokes About Football - Page 1
Here are some jokes about American football. There are 6 jokes in this category.
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What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.
Hot dogs.
What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Soup—er Bowl.
The Soup—er Bowl.
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Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.
Because its full of fans.
Why is a football player like an airline
passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
They both want safe touchdowns.
Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.
He had too many split ends.
Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.
He wanted his quarter back.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Human
To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.
Hands
What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.
A Clock.
Crab
"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."
Tourists
Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.
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Bagpipes
How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!