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Jokes About Football - Page 1
Here are some jokes about American football. There are 6 jokes in this category.
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What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.
Hot dogs.
What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Soup—er Bowl.
The Soup—er Bowl.
Submitted by: Gavin
Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.
Because its full of fans.
Why is a football player like an airline
passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
They both want safe touchdowns.
Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.
He had too many split ends.
Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.
He wanted his quarter back.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Ticks
What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!
Luna ticks!
Cholesterol
What do you call an overweight ET?
An extra cholesterol.
An extra cholesterol.
Doctors
Doctor: So, tell me, what has brought you to this hospital?
Patient: An ambulance.
Patient: An ambulance.
"This is Sherwood forest, which dear do you want?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elsie.
Elsie who?
Elsie you some other time.
Who's there?
Elsie.
Elsie who?
Elsie you some other time.
Turkeys
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.
They suspected it of foul play.