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Jokes About Football - Page 1
Here are some jokes about American football. There are 6 jokes in this category.
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What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.
Hot dogs.
What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Soup—er Bowl.
The Soup—er Bowl.
Submitted by: Gavin
Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.
Because its full of fans.
Why is a football player like an airline
passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
They both want safe touchdowns.
Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.
He had too many split ends.
Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.
He wanted his quarter back.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn go doing anything I wouldn't do.
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn go doing anything I wouldn't do.
Pigs
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.
A piiig.
London
Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'
Change
Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow joke standing out here in the cold.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow joke standing out here in the cold.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.