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Here are some jokes about American football. There are 6 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Football
What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.
Jokes About Football
What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Soup—er Bowl.
Submitted by: Gavin
Jokes About Football
Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.
Jokes About Football
Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
Jokes About Football
Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.
Jokes About Football
Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn go doing anything I wouldn't do.

Pigs

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.

London

Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'

Change

Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow joke standing out here in the cold.

Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.