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Here are some jokes about American football. There are 6 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Football
What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.
Jokes About Football
What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Soup—er Bowl.
Submitted by: Gavin
Jokes About Football
Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.
Jokes About Football
Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
Jokes About Football
Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.
Jokes About Football
Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Human

To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.

Hands

What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.

Crab

"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."

Tourists

Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.

Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

Bagpipes

How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!