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Jokes About Football
Hey, football fans! Are you ready to have a good laugh with our collection of amusing American football jokes? Our selection of American football jokes is sure to bring joy and humour to lovers of the sport, whether they are die-hard fanatics or simply searching for a good chuckle. There are 6 jokes in this category.
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Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.
He wanted his quarter back.
Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.
He had too many split ends.
Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
They both want safe touchdowns.
Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because it's full of fans.
Because it's full of fans.
What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Souper Bowl.
The Souper Bowl.
What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.
Hot dogs.
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