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Jokes About Football - Page 1


Here are some jokes about American football. There are 6 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Football
What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.
Jokes About Football
What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Soup—er Bowl.
Submitted by: Gavin
Jokes About Football
Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.
Jokes About Football
Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
Jokes About Football
Why did the football coach go to a hair salon?
He had too many split ends.
Jokes About Football
Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.


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Pigs

Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.

Ghosts

What do ghosts have on their bicycle Wheels?
Spooks.

Dracula

Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.

Cars

What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey stay or do we go?