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Jokes About Fishing
Get prepared to reel in some laughter with our collection of hilarious fishing jokes and funny stories. You will have a whale of a time! Alright, folks, it's time to get your fishing gear ready and brace yourselves for some serious laughter! There are 9 jokes in this category.
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A good friend of mine, living in northern Michigan, decided to go ice fishing. He gathered up all of his tackle and moved out on the ice. He started to auger a hole in the ice when he heard a voice boom out from above:
'There are no fish here!' He thought for a few moments, gathered up his stuff, then moved a little farther down the ice. He started to auger a new hole in the ice when he heard the voice boom out from above:
'There are no fish here!'
So, he gathered up his stuff again, moved a little farther down the ice, then started to auger another hole in the ice. Again, he heard the voice boom out from above:
' I said there are no fish here!!!'
He sheepishly asked: 'Is that you, god?'
To which the booming voice replied:
' No, I'm the rink manager.'
'There are no fish here!' He thought for a few moments, gathered up his stuff, then moved a little farther down the ice. He started to auger a new hole in the ice when he heard the voice boom out from above:
'There are no fish here!'
So, he gathered up his stuff again, moved a little farther down the ice, then started to auger another hole in the ice. Again, he heard the voice boom out from above:
' I said there are no fish here!!!'
He sheepishly asked: 'Is that you, god?'
To which the booming voice replied:
' No, I'm the rink manager.'
As a priest walked along the cliffs at Dover, he saw two locals using a rope to pull another man ashore.
'That's what I like to see', said the priest, 'A man helping his fellow man'.
As he walked away, one local said to another, 'Well, the priest sure doesn't know the first thing about shark fishing.'
'That's what I like to see', said the priest, 'A man helping his fellow man'.
As he walked away, one local said to another, 'Well, the priest sure doesn't know the first thing about shark fishing.'
'I went fly-fishing yesterday.'
'Did you catch anything?'
'Yes, a bluebottle.'
'Did you catch anything?'
'Yes, a bluebottle.'
Two fishermen were out in their boat one day when a hand appeared out of the water.
'What's that?' asked the first fisherman. 'It looks like someone's drowning.'
' Nonsense,' said the second. 'It was just a little wave.'
'What's that?' asked the first fisherman. 'It looks like someone's drowning.'
' Nonsense,' said the second. 'It was just a little wave.'
Do you like fly fishing?
No, I prefer to catch fish.
No, I prefer to catch fish.
When librarians go fishing, what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!
Bookworms!
What do you call a man who likes to go fishing every weekend?
Rod!
Rod!
'How did you come to fall into the water?'
'I didn't come to fall into the water. I came to fish.'
'I didn't come to fall into the water. I came to fish.'
John had been fishing all day without any luck. On his way home, he went to the fish market and asked the clerk, "Mister, can you just stand there and throw me several of your biggest bass."
The clerk was puzzled. "Throw them at you sir?
What's the idea?"
John replied, "I may be a bad fisherman, but I'm not a liar. I want to be able to tell my wife that I caught them."
The clerk was puzzled. "Throw them at you sir?
What's the idea?"
John replied, "I may be a bad fisherman, but I'm not a liar. I want to be able to tell my wife that I caught them."