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Jokes About Fathers
Get ready to laugh out loud as we share some funny father jokes with you. These funny jokes will make you laugh, with dad jokes and witty one-liners alike. This collection is sure to make you laugh, whether you are a dad yourself or just like a good joke. There are 3 jokes in this category.
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A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.
Father: I think our son gets all his brains from me...
Mother: Probably - I still have all mine.
Mother: Probably - I still have all mine.
Those three boys are in the schoolyard, bragging about how great their fathers are.
"Well, my dad runs the fastest," says the first one. He can fire an arrow and then run. I swear that he gets there before the arrow does.
"Ha!" says the second one. You think that's quick! My dad likes to hunt. He's fast enough to get there before the bullet hits the target.
The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: 'You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30, and he is home by 3:45'!!
"Well, my dad runs the fastest," says the first one. He can fire an arrow and then run. I swear that he gets there before the arrow does.
"Ha!" says the second one. You think that's quick! My dad likes to hunt. He's fast enough to get there before the bullet hits the target.
The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: 'You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30, and he is home by 3:45'!!
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
British Jokes
Did you hear about the man who fell into a vat of beer?He came to a bitter end.
Did You Hear About?
Did you hear about the man who opened a flea circus?He started it from scratch.
Insults
He doesn't have an enemy. All his friends hate him.Dogs
What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?Pup-corn!
Marriage
Why do people get married?So they have someone to blame.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.Doctor: Well, you must be a little patient.
Women Drivers
Wife (learning to drive): 'I don't know what to do next.'Husband: 'Just imagine that I'm driving the car, dear.'
Husbands
'My husband calls me the best-looking girl in the world.''My husband has bad eyesight, too.'