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Jokes About Fathers - Page 1
Here are some jokes about fathers. There are 3 jokes in this category.
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Those three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.
The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow".
The second one says: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet".
The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45"!!
The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow".
The second one says: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet".
The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45"!!
Father: I think our son gets all his brains from me...
Mother: Probably - I still have all mine.
Mother: Probably - I still have all mine.
A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.
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Human
To err is human, to moo bovine.
No,Scotty. I said "Beam me ABOARD". Not "A BROAD"
Baseball
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!
I'll catch you later!
Cows
If your cow sounds like this, bake it and eat it "moo,moo". If your cow sounds like this I would take the fish "Moo ahhh,moo moo ahhh".
Grandchildren
Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.
No, all my children are just ordinary.
Girlfriends
My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.