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Jokes About Fathers - Page 1
Here are some jokes about fathers. There are 3 jokes in this category.
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Those three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.
The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow".
The second one says: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet".
The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45"!!
The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow".
The second one says: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet".
The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45"!!
Father: I think our son gets all his brains from me...
Mother: Probably - I still have all mine.
Mother: Probably - I still have all mine.
A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.
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Piano
What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!
A flat minor!!
Cannibals
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?
Arguing
Did you hear about the man who was always arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.
Christmas Day
Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.
The turkey - it's always stuffed.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerome.
Jerome who?
Jerome alone.
Who's there?
Jerome.
Jerome who?
Jerome alone.