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Jokes About Fathers - Page 1
Here are some jokes about fathers. There are 3 jokes in this category.
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Those three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.
The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow".
The second one says: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet".
The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45"!!
The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow".
The second one says: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet".
The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45"!!
Father: I think our son gets all his brains from me...
Mother: Probably - I still have all mine.
Mother: Probably - I still have all mine.
A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.
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Hypochondriacs
Hypochondriacs make me sick
Yo' mama's so fat, when she walks down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!"
Stupid
Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.
He was found squashed under a shop.
Computers
What's the first sign that your computer is getting old?
It starts to have memory problems.
It starts to have memory problems.
A Voice
What do you call a boy who can make a voice sound louder?
Mike.
Mike.
Work is for people who don't know how to fish.