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Jokes About Fathers - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Get ready to laugh out loud as we share some funny father jokes with you. These funny jokes will make you laugh, with dad jokes and witty one-liners alike. This collection is sure to make you laugh, whether you are a dad yourself or just like a good joke. There are 3 jokes in this category.
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A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.
Father: I think our son gets all his brains from me...
Mother: Probably - I still have all mine.
Mother: Probably - I still have all mine.
Those three boys are in the schoolyard, bragging about how great their fathers are.
"Well, my dad runs the fastest," says the first one. He can fire an arrow and then run. I swear that he gets there before the arrow does.
"Ha!" says the second one. You think that's quick! My dad likes to hunt. He's fast enough to get there before the bullet hits the target.
The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: 'You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30, and he is home by 3:45'!!
"Well, my dad runs the fastest," says the first one. He can fire an arrow and then run. I swear that he gets there before the arrow does.
"Ha!" says the second one. You think that's quick! My dad likes to hunt. He's fast enough to get there before the bullet hits the target.
The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: 'You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30, and he is home by 3:45'!!
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Why Was?
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Questions
If people dream in color, is it a pigment of their imagination?Writing on the Wall
If music be the food of love, I need re-tuningChristmas
What Christmas song does Tarzan always sing?Jungle Bells.
Marriage
All marriages are happy. It's living together afterward that causes all the trouble.Change A Light Bulb
How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to change a lightbulb?Change it to what?
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.
School
Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.