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Those three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.
The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow".
The second one says: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter.
He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet".
The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45"!!
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Human
To err is human, to moo bovine.
No,Scotty. I said "Beam me ABOARD". Not "A BROAD"
Baseball
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
I'll catch you later!
Cows
If your cow sounds like this, bake it and eat it "moo,moo". If your cow sounds like this I would take the fish "Moo ahhh,moo moo ahhh".
Grandchildren
Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.
Girlfriends
My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.