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Jokes About Elephants - Page 5
Here are more of our corny old elephant jokes and funny stories.
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There were these two elephants arguing over who should go in the swimming pool first. I said, 'Why don't you both go in at the same time?'
They said, 'We can't. We've only got one pair of trunks between us.'
They said, 'We can't. We've only got one pair of trunks between us.'
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.
Take away his credit cards.
How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So that they can hide in cherry trees.
Don't be silly - elephants don't hide in cherry trees!
Have you ever seen one in a cherry tree?
No...
Proves how good the disguise is, doesn't it.
So that they can hide in cherry trees.
Don't be silly - elephants don't hide in cherry trees!
Have you ever seen one in a cherry tree?
No...
Proves how good the disguise is, doesn't it.
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?
Have you ever tried ironing one?
What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.
An elephant with a machine gun.
What should you give a seasick elephant?
A lot of room...
A lot of room...
What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!
'Here come the elephants!