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Jokes About Elephants - Page 4 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more of our corny old elephant jokes and funny stories.
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Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
How do elephants talk to each other?
By 'elephone.
By 'elephone.
Which animals were the last to leave Noah's ark?
The elephants because they had to pack their trunks.
The elephants because they had to pack their trunks.
What is an elephant's favorite movie?
Elephantasia.
Elephantasia.
What do elephants say as a compliment to other elephants?
You look elephantastic.
You look elephantastic.
Why do the elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.
Because they can't remember long stories.
What does a bald elephant wear for a wig?
A sheep.
A sheep.
What is very large, grey and mutters?
A mumbo-jumbo.
A mumbo-jumbo.
Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.
Because they can't remember long stories.
Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.
What is red and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.
An embarrassed elephant.
What should you do if you see a blue elephant?
Try to cheer it up.
Try to cheer it up.