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Jokes About Elephants
Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
Jokes About Elephants
Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.
Jokes About Elephants
Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
Jokes About Elephants
Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.
Jokes About Elephants
How can you tell if an elephant been in the refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter.
Jokes About Elephants
How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting a couple of hours.
Jokes About Elephants
What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.
Jokes About Elephants
A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.
Jokes About Elephants
My uncle said, 'I'm going to do a dangerous experiment. I'm going to cross an elephant with a mouse.' My uncle said, 'Great big holes in the skirting board.'
Jokes About Elephants
There were these two elephants arguing over who should go in the swimming pool first. I said, 'Why don't you both go in at the same time?'
They said, 'We can't. We've only got one pair of trunks between us.'

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