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Jokes About Elephants - Page 3 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more of our corny old elephant jokes and funny stories.
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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.
It's too heavy to lift.
Does an elephant ever forget?
Only if you lend him money.
Only if you lend him money.
Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.
They didn't have white ones in his size.
How do you make an elephant sandwich?
First, you get a very large loaf of bread.
First, you get a very large loaf of bread.
What is large, grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera.
The elephantom of the opera.
What's big, grey and flies straight up into the air?
An elecopter.
An elecopter.
What is blue and has big ears?
An elephant at the North Pole.
An elephant at the North Pole.
What is grey but turns red?
An embarrassed elephant.
An embarrassed elephant.
What is grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you are ill?
A get wellephant.
A get wellephant.
What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.
Cinderelephant.
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look silly carrying suitcases.
Because they would look silly carrying suitcases.
What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?
Dumbo.
Dumbo.