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Jokes About Elephants - Page 3
Here are more of our corny old elephant jokes and funny stories.
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How do you make an elephant sandwich?
First of all, you get a very large loaf of bread ...
First of all, you get a very large loaf of bread ...
Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.
They didn't have white ones in his size.
Does an elephant ever forget?
Only if you lend him money.
Only if you lend him money.
How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.
It's too heavy to lift.
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
They couldn't keep their trunks up.
They couldn't keep their trunks up.
Why did the elephants leave the circus?
They were tired of working for peanuts.
They were tired of working for peanuts.
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they don't have glove compartments.
Because they don't have glove compartments.
How can you tell if an elephant has been sleeping in your bed?
The bed smells of peanuts and the sheets are wrinkled.
The bed smells of peanuts and the sheets are wrinkled.
Did you hear about the elephant with diarrhea?
It's all over town.
It's all over town.
How do you make a dead elephant float?
Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tonnes of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tonnes of bananas,.....
Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tonnes of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tonnes of bananas,.....