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Here are more of our corny old elephant jokes and funny stories.

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Jokes About Elephants
Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.
Jokes About Elephants
Does an elephant ever forget?
Only if you lend him money.
Jokes About Elephants
How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.
Jokes About Elephants
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
They couldn't keep their trunks up.
Jokes About Elephants
Why did the elephants leave the circus?
They were tired of working for peanuts.
Jokes About Elephants
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they don't have glove compartments.
Jokes About Elephants
How can you tell if an elephant has been sleeping in your bed?
The bed smells of peanuts and the sheets are wrinkled.
Jokes About Elephants
Did you hear about the elephant with diarrhea?
It's all over town.
Jokes About Elephants
How do you make a dead elephant float?
Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tonnes of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tonnes of bananas,.....
Jokes About Elephants
Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).

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