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Jokes About Elephants
Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
Jokes About Elephants
What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?
Dumbo.
Jokes About Elephants
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.
Jokes About Elephants
What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.
Jokes About Elephants
What is grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you are ill?
A get wellephant.
Jokes About Elephants
What is grey but turns red?
An embarrassed elephant.
Jokes About Elephants
What is blue and has big ears?
An elephant at the North Pole.
Jokes About Elephants
What's big, grey and flies straight up into the air?
An elecopter.
Jokes About Elephants
What is large, grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera.
Jokes About Elephants
How do you make an elephant sandwich?
First of all, you get a very large loaf of bread ...

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