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Jokes About Elephants - Page 2
Here are more of our corny old elephant jokes and funny stories.
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How to elephants talk to each other?
By 'elephone.
By 'elephone.
Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?
Dumbo.
Dumbo.
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.
What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.
Cinderelephant.
What is grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you are ill?
A get wellephant.
A get wellephant.
What is grey but turns red?
An embarrassed elephant.
An embarrassed elephant.
What is blue and has big ears?
An elephant at the North Pole.
An elephant at the North Pole.
What's big, grey and flies straight up into the air?
An elecopter.
An elecopter.
What is large, grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera.
The elephantom of the opera.