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Jokes About Education - Page 3
Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about teaching and education.
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"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an
exam.
A professor attempting to inspire his students says to his class, "This week is your last chance to study for your final exam next Monday. Time is running out. The exam is now in the hands of the printer. Are their any questions?"
One student inquires, "How many questions will their be?"
Another student asks, "Will the exam require essay answers?"
A third wants to know, "Who's the printer?"
One student inquires, "How many questions will their be?"
Another student asks, "Will the exam require essay answers?"
A third wants to know, "Who's the printer?"
"A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer," quoted the professor. "Maybe that's why we all flunked your last test," came an anonymous retort from the rear of the lecture hall.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Banana
Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
It was a slip road.
Chocolate
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin who?
Urchin has some chocolate sauce on it.
Who's there?
Urchin.
Urchin who?
Urchin has some chocolate sauce on it.
Santa Claus
Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.
Santa Clues.
Rabbits
Is breeding rabbits a hare raising experience?
The Difference
What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
What is red and green and wears boxing gloves?
A fruit punch.
A fruit punch.