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Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about teaching and education.

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Jokes About Education
"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
Jokes About Education
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
Jokes About Education
A professor attempting to inspire his students says to his class, "This week is your last chance to study for your final exam next Monday. Time is running out. The exam is now in the hands of the printer. Are their any questions?"
One student inquires, "How many questions will their be?"
Another student asks, "Will the exam require essay answers?"
A third wants to know, "Who's the printer?"
Jokes About Education
"A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer," quoted the professor. "Maybe that's why we all flunked your last test," came an anonymous retort from the rear of the lecture hall.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Cookies

Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.

Bowling

Why were the bowling pins lying down?
Because they were on strike.

Drunks

I'm not a steady drinker - my hand shakes too much.

School

Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.

Psychiatrists

Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free.

Blondes

Q: What do an intelligent blonde and a UFO have in common.
A: You often hear about them, but you never see one.

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