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Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about teaching and education.

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Jokes About Education
"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
Jokes About Education
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
Jokes About Education
A professor attempting to inspire his students says to his class, "This week is your last chance to study for your final exam next Monday. Time is running out. The exam is now in the hands of the printer. Are their any questions?"
One student inquires, "How many questions will their be?"
Another student asks, "Will the exam require essay answers?"
A third wants to know, "Who's the printer?"
Jokes About Education
"A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer," quoted the professor. "Maybe that's why we all flunked your last test," came an anonymous retort from the rear of the lecture hall.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Computers

How do you park a computer?
You back it up.

Lawyers

What's the easiest way to get away from a lawyer?
Buy a faster ambulance.

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.

Bananas

Did you here about the banana that snored loudly?
He woke up the whole bunch.

Work

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.

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