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Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about teaching and education.

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Jokes About Education
"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
Jokes About Education
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
Jokes About Education
A professor attempting to inspire his students says to his class, "This week is your last chance to study for your final exam next Monday. Time is running out. The exam is now in the hands of the printer. Are their any questions?"
One student inquires, "How many questions will their be?"
Another student asks, "Will the exam require essay answers?"
A third wants to know, "Who's the printer?"
Jokes About Education
"A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer," quoted the professor. "Maybe that's why we all flunked your last test," came an anonymous retort from the rear of the lecture hall.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Light Bulbs

How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.

Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?

Waiters

Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?

Magnet

What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
You are very attractive.

Vampires

What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.

Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?

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