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Jokes About Education - Page 3
Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about teaching and education.
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"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an
exam.
A professor attempting to inspire his students says to his class, "This week is your last chance to study for your final exam next Monday. Time is running out. The exam is now in the hands of the printer. Are their any questions?"
One student inquires, "How many questions will their be?"
Another student asks, "Will the exam require essay answers?"
A third wants to know, "Who's the printer?"
One student inquires, "How many questions will their be?"
Another student asks, "Will the exam require essay answers?"
A third wants to know, "Who's the printer?"
"A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer," quoted the professor. "Maybe that's why we all flunked your last test," came an anonymous retort from the rear of the lecture hall.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Eggs
What did the egg in the monastery say?
'Out of the frying-pan, into the friar.'
'Out of the frying-pan, into the friar.'
Letters
What did the letter say to the stamp?
You stick with me and together we'll go places.
You stick with me and together we'll go places.
Food
What is the best day to have bacon and eggs for breakfast?
Fry-day.
Fry-day.
What do gorillas sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells...
Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells...
Count Dracula
Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.
He said it was in his blood.
Juliet
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Juliet who?
Juliet me in or not!
Who's there?
Juliet who?
Juliet me in or not!