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Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about teaching and education.

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Jokes About Education
"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
Jokes About Education
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
Jokes About Education
A professor attempting to inspire his students says to his class, "This week is your last chance to study for your final exam next Monday. Time is running out. The exam is now in the hands of the printer. Are their any questions?"
One student inquires, "How many questions will their be?"
Another student asks, "Will the exam require essay answers?"
A third wants to know, "Who's the printer?"
Jokes About Education
"A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer," quoted the professor. "Maybe that's why we all flunked your last test," came an anonymous retort from the rear of the lecture hall.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Cattle

What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.

Elephants

Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.

Stealing

The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'

Santa Claus

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws.

What has two humps and can change color?
A camel-ion.

Why don't you act like a human being or don't you do impersonations?

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