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Jokes About Economists - 24 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here is our selection of jokes about economists. There are 24 jokes in this category.

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Economists are busy people. They spend half their time forecasting economic trends and the other half explaining why things didn't go as planned.
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted only yesterday didn't happen today.
Economists are people who don't know what they're talking about but are able to make you feel that it's your fault.
Economists are people who are too smart for their own good but not smart enough for anyone else's.
A group of economists was climbing in the Alps. After several hours they had become hopelessly lost. So one of them carefully studied the map, turning it up and down, sighting on distant landmarks, consulting his compass and the sun. After about an hour he said, "Okay, see that big mountain over there?" The others agreed. "Well, according to the map, we're standing right at the top of it."
If all the economists were laid end to end, they still wouldn't reach a conclusion.
An economist is a Ph.D who will give you a dim view of the obvious for a fee.
Economist — One who is uncertain about the future and hazy about the present.
I spent a quiet weekend reading the economists' forecasts for next year. But I also read some non-fiction.
An economist is someone who doesn't have the personality to become an accountant.
An economist is a person who can explain clearly what he does not understand.
One who knows how to throw the money he hasn't got after the money he never had.

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