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An economist is a man who tells you what to do with your money after you've done something else with
it.
An economist is a man who knows a great deal about a very little; and who goes on knowing more and more about less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.
An economist is usually a person who can save money by cutting down some other person's expenses.
An economist returned to visit his old school and was interested in the current exam questions. He asked his old professor to show him some current exams. To his surprise they were exactly the same ones he had taken twenty years earlier! When he
asked the professor about this, the professor answered, "The questions are always the same; it's only the answers that change!"
An economist is one who thinks he knows more about money than the people who actually have it.
An economist is someone who speaks with complete authority about the absolute uncertainty of the economy.
An economist is a person who has all the answers to last year's questions.
An economist is a person who tells you how to spend your money without getting any fun out of it.
An economist is a business analyst who thinks he sees the forest clearly but keeps bumping into the trees.
An economist is a person who tells you what to do with money you wouldn't have if you had followed his advice.
An economist is person who guesses wrong, but with confidence.
Have you ever noticed, there are very few thin economists? Its probably all those words they have to eat.