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Jokes About Drunks
Two drunks were staggering home one night when they passed the local brewery which was lit up. One said 'It's good to know that no matter how much we drink they are still able to supply enough.'
'Maybe,' said his friend, 'but I see that we have them working nights'.
Jokes About Drunks
The drunker I sit here, the longer I get.
Jokes About Drunks
Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
Jokes About Drunks
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Jokes About Drunks
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!
Jokes About Drunks
1 Tequila
2 Tequila
3 Tequila
Floor.
Submitted by: Steve
Jokes About Drunks
Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
Jokes About Drunks
I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem
Jokes About Drunks
"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
Jokes About Drunks
"Surely you're not going to drive that car," said the policeman, advancing on the motorist who had just staggered out of a bar.
"Well, offisher, do you think I'm in any condition to walk?"

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