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Jokes About Drunks
The drunker I sit here, the longer I get.
Jokes About Drunks
Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
Jokes About Drunks
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Jokes About Drunks
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!
Jokes About Drunks
1 Tequila
2 Tequila
3 Tequila
Floor.
Submitted by: Steve
Jokes About Drunks
Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
Jokes About Drunks
I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem
Jokes About Drunks
"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
Jokes About Drunks
"Surely you're not going to drive that car," said the policeman, advancing on the motorist who had just staggered out of a bar.
"Well, offisher, do you think I'm in any condition to walk?"
Jokes About Drunks
A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him. "You, sir, are drunk!"
"And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"
Submitted by: Stevan Hogg

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