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Jokes About Dogs
If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!
Jokes About Dogs
The duck hunter trained his retriever to walk on water. Eager to show off this amazing accomplishment, he asked a friend to go along on his next hunting trip. Saying nothing, he fired his first shot and, as the duck fell, the dog walked on the surface of the water, retrieved the duck and returned it to his master.
"Notice anything?" the owner asked eagerly.
"Yes," said his friend, "I see that fool dog of yours can't swim."
Jokes About Dogs
A woman seated at the movies was surprised to find, sitting in the two adjacent seats, a man with his arm around a sheep dog. All through the movie, she noticed the dog watching the picture with apparent understanding snarling when the villain appeared, yelping happily at the funny parts. At the end of the movie, she tapped the man on the shoulder. "I just can't get over how much your dog enjoyed the movie," she said. "It surprises me too," the man answered, "He absolutely despised the book."
Jokes About Dogs
A circus trainer was riding his horse around the circus ring when a little dog jumped into the ring and shouted:
'Hello, there!'
'Hello,' replied the surprised trainer, 'I didn't know that dogs could talk.'
His horse turned his head and said:
'You learn something new every day, don't you?'
Jokes About Dogs
My brother said, 'Mum, I'm feeling sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Cookies

Include Your Children when Baking Cookies

A Handle

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Man to marriage counselor: "My wife and I can't agree on our vacation. I want to go to Bermuda and she wants to go with me."

Boxing

When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!

Mother-in-law

What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ewan.
Ewan who?
Ewan me are supposed to be going out tonight.

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