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Jokes About Dogs
What breed of dog gets on everyone's nerves?
A great pane.
Jokes About Dogs
What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.
Jokes About Dogs
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.
Jokes About Dogs
What should you say to a dog before he eats?
Bone appetite!
Jokes About Dogs
On the glass door of the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying DANGER! BEWARE OF THE DOG!. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor next to the cash register. He asked the storekeeper, "Is THAT the dog we are supposed to beware of?"
"Yep, that's him," he replied.
The stranger couldn't help but laugh. "It certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world do you need that sign?"
"Because," the storekeeper replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."
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What type of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
Jokes About Dogs
What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!
Jokes About Dogs
What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?
Ruff.
Jokes About Dogs
Every dog has its day, only a dog with a broken tail has a weak-end.
Jokes About Dogs
A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'

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