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Jokes About Divorce - Page 2 - With 9 More Jokes and Funny Stories
These jokes about divorce are sure to bring a smile to your face and lighten the mood.
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I want a divorce because everything my wife says does, and cooks disagrees with me.
The chief cause of all divorces is matrimony.
They got a divorce because of religious differences. She worshiped money, and he didn't have a dime.
'Did you get finally rid of your old dishwasher?'
'Yes, I divorced him.'
'Yes, I divorced him.'
If I fall behind with my alimony payments can my wife repossess me?
His wife is getting a divorce and is asking for custody of the money.
She certainly is a fantastic housekeeper. Each time she gets divorced she keeps the house.
Love is grand - divorce is a hundred grand.
Bill: I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months.
George: You better think it over, Bill, women like that are hard to find.
George: You better think it over, Bill, women like that are hard to find.