Home / Jokes About Dieting / Jokes About Dieting - Page 2

Jokes About Dieting - Page 2


Here are more jokes about diets and dieting.

This is page 2 of 2. Showing jokes 11 to 15

Jokes About Dieting
I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!
Jokes About Dieting
Diet doctor: a man whose patients are wearing thin.
Jokes About Dieting
Helen: Did you hear about the girl who went on a coconut diet?
Mary: Did she lose much weight?
Helen: Not a pound, but you should see her climb trees!
Jokes About Dieting
Customer: I'd like a triple vanilla ice cream sundae with chocolate syrup, nuts, and lots of whipped cream.
Waiter: Would you like a cherry on top?
Customer: Good heavens no! I'm on a diet.
Jokes About Dieting
The dieter's motto.
If at first you don't recede, diet again.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Yo' mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard!

Hearing Aids

"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."

Dogs

What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.

This man said, 'Dear lady, you have the face of a saint.'
She said, 'Really? Which saint did you have in mind?'
He said, 'A St Bernard.'

Psychics

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Dogs

Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?

You are currently on page 2 of 2

Previous 1 2