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Jokes About Dieting - Page 2 - With 7 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Why not add a little humor to your wellness routine? Take a lighter weight loss and nutrition approach with these hilarious jokes about diets and dieting!
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Joan: I'm on a new diet and exercise program. Every morning after breakfast, I go horseback riding.
Amy: Is it working?
Joan: Sort of. So far, the horse has lost ten pounds.
Amy: Is it working?
Joan: Sort of. So far, the horse has lost ten pounds.
Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but look thinner from a distance.
You don't actually lose weight, but look thinner from a distance.
Two kids are in the bathroom. One notices the bathroom scale and tries to step on it but is held back by the other kid. 'Don't step on it!'
'Why not?'
'It must be painful or something because every time mommy steps on it, she screams.'
'Why not?'
'It must be painful or something because every time mommy steps on it, she screams.'
Wife: 'I can't understand why I have gained so much weight. I eat like a bird!'
Husband: 'Yeah! You eat twice your own weight every day.
Husband: 'Yeah! You eat twice your own weight every day.
'And what will you do when you are as big as your mother?'
'Diet!'
'Diet!'
People who say they are going on a diet are just wishful shrinkers.
She was on a diet for so long that she disappeared.