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Jokes About Dieting
I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!
Jokes About Dieting
Diet doctor: a man whose patients are wearing thin.
Jokes About Dieting
Helen: Did you hear about the girl who went on a coconut diet?
Mary: Did she lose much weight?
Helen: Not a pound, but you should see her climb trees!
Jokes About Dieting
Customer: I'd like a triple vanilla ice cream sundae with chocolate syrup, nuts, and lots of whipped cream.
Waiter: Would you like a cherry on top?
Customer: Good heavens no! I'm on a diet.
Jokes About Dieting
The dieter's motto.
If at first you don't recede, diet again.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Fish

What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!

Trains

What do you call a train that is carrying toffee?
A chew chew train.

Horses

What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.

I don't care who you are, get those reindeer and that sleigh off my roof.

Golf

"How should I have played that last shot?" the bad golfer asked his caddy.
"Under an assumed name."

Have you ever been to the local zoo?
I mean as a visitor?

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