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Jokes About Dieting
I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!
Jokes About Dieting
Diet doctor: a man whose patients are wearing thin.
Jokes About Dieting
Helen: Did you hear about the girl who went on a coconut diet?
Mary: Did she lose much weight?
Helen: Not a pound, but you should see her climb trees!
Jokes About Dieting
Customer: I'd like a triple vanilla ice cream sundae with chocolate syrup, nuts, and lots of whipped cream.
Waiter: Would you like a cherry on top?
Customer: Good heavens no! I'm on a diet.
Jokes About Dieting
The dieter's motto.
If at first you don't recede, diet again.

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Joe: Last night the lion-tamer at the circus was attacked by his lions.
Brian: Was he clawed?
Joe: I don't know what is name was.


Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.

Knock, knock. Who's there?
Termite who?
Termite's the night!


My pet dog is a doberman pincher. All day he goes around pinching dobermans.

Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Crispin who?
Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples.

Light Bulbs

How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.

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