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Jokes About Dieting
I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!
Jokes About Dieting
Diet doctor: a man whose patients are wearing thin.
Jokes About Dieting
Helen: Did you hear about the girl who went on a coconut diet?
Mary: Did she lose much weight?
Helen: Not a pound, but you should see her climb trees!
Jokes About Dieting
Customer: I'd like a triple vanilla ice cream sundae with chocolate syrup, nuts, and lots of whipped cream.
Waiter: Would you like a cherry on top?
Customer: Good heavens no! I'm on a diet.
Jokes About Dieting
The dieter's motto.
If at first you don't recede, diet again.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Max told his friend he didn't want to go for a hike in the hills.
"I'm an anti-climb Max."

Race

Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?

Mouse

What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.

Dogs

Why don't dogs like traveling in planes?
They get jet wag.

Dentists

What did the dentist see when he went to the North Pole?
A molar bear.

Success

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.

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