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Jokes About Dentists - Page 2 - With 10 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Are you looking for some dentist jokes? Here's our selection of funny jokes and stories about visiting the dentist.
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Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.
He gave her falsetto teeth.
What do you call a dentist in the army?
A drill sergeant.
A drill sergeant.
Dentist: Why are you screaming? I haven't started drilling yet.
Patient: I know, but you're standing on my foot.
Patient: I know, but you're standing on my foot.
'What are you saving all those old magazines for?'
'I'm studying to be a dentist.'
'I'm studying to be a dentist.'
'When I talk, people listen with their mouth open.'
'Oh, you must be a dentist.'
'Oh, you must be a dentist.'
I always wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.
My dentist has no windows in his office. That's why they call him a paneless dentist.
The only person who enjoys a toothache is a dentist.
Dentist: I'm afraid I'll have to charge you fifty pounds for the tooth I've just extracted. Patient: But I thought you only charged ten pounds for extracting a tooth?
Dentist: Yes but you screamed so loudly, you scared four patients out of my waiting room.
Dentist: Yes but you screamed so loudly, you scared four patients out of my waiting room.
What is another name for a dental surgery?
A filling station.
A filling station.