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Jokes About Cricket - Page 1


Here are some jokes about cricket and cricketers. There are 6 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Cricket
Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.
Jokes About Cricket
I wouldn't say our wicket-keeper is useless, but the only thing he has caught all season is a cold.
Jokes About Cricket
What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.
Jokes About Cricket
Did you hear about the woman who fell in love with a famous cricket player?
She was completely bowled over by him.
Jokes About Cricket
Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.
Jokes About Cricket
Why could you say that a fish and chip shop is like a cricket team?
Because they both need a good batter.


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Man

What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'

Vampires

Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.

Dracula

What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.

Girlfriends

My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.

Santa Claus

Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!

Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emmett.
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.