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Jokes About Cricket - Page 1


Here are some jokes about cricket and cricketers. There are 6 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Cricket
Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.
Jokes About Cricket
I wouldn't say our wicket-keeper is useless, but the only thing he has caught all season is a cold.
Jokes About Cricket
What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.
Jokes About Cricket
Did you hear about the woman who fell in love with a famous cricket player?
She was completely bowled over by him.
Jokes About Cricket
Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.
Jokes About Cricket
Why could you say that a fish and chip shop is like a cricket team?
Because they both need a good batter.


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Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!