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Jokes About Cricket - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
These jokes and funny stories about cricket and cricketers are intended to provide lighthearted entertainment and humor related to the world of cricket. Whether you're a die-hard cricket fan or just looking for a good laugh, this collection is sure to bring a smile to your face. So sit back, relax, and enjoy some witty tales about one of the world's most popular sports! There are 6 jokes in this category.
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Why could you say that a fish and chip shop is like a cricket team?
Because they both need a good batter.
Because they both need a good batter.
Did you hear about the woman who fell in love with a famous cricket player?
She was completely bowled over by him.
She was completely bowled over by him.
What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.
Davy Cricket.
I wouldn't say our wicketkeeper is useless, but the only thing he has caught all season is a cold.
Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.
The Wicket Witch of the North.
Old cricketers never die, they just get bowled over.
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Miscellaneous
Why are Martians green?They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I'm unable to feel my legs.Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.
What Do You Call?
What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?A hippopota-mess.
Newspaper Headlines
Lawyer Says His Client Is Not That GuiltyTennis
What are served, but no one eats?Tennis balls.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.Knock, knock.
KNOCK, Knock, knock.!!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard, who?
Howard, do I have to knock before you'll answer the door?
Books
English Folk Customs by Morris Dancer