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Jokes About Cricket - Page 1
Here are some jokes about cricket and cricketers. There are 6 jokes in this category.
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Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.
The Wicket Witch of the North.
I wouldn't say our wicket-keeper is useless, but the only thing he has caught all season is a cold.
What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.
Davy Cricket.
Did you hear about the woman who fell in love with a famous cricket player?
She was completely bowled over by him.
She was completely bowled over by him.
Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.
The wicket witch.
Why could you say that a fish and chip shop is like a cricket team?
Because they both need a good batter.
Because they both need a good batter.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Ducks
What goes 'kcauq, kcauq'?
A duck flying backwards.
A duck flying backwards.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
I think you need a little tonic.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dummy.
Dummy who?
Dummy a favor and let me in.
Who's there?
Dummy.
Dummy who?
Dummy a favor and let me in.
Blondes
What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Wood
What is made of wood but can't be sawed?
Sawdust.
Sawdust.
School
Why did the pupil take a ladder to school?
It was a high school.
It was a high school.