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Here are more of our Christmas Jokes and Funny Stories to help you see the humorous side of the festive season.

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Jokes About Christmas
What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.
Jokes About Christmas
Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly ...
Jokes About Christmas
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe.
Jokes About Christmas
What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".
Jokes About Christmas
What are gnomes the most afraid of at Christmas?
That Father Christmas will give them the sack.
Jokes About Christmas
What carol do elephants like to sing at christmas?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...
Jokes About Christmas
What did Adam say on December 24th?
It's Christmas, Eve.
Jokes About Christmas
How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
Jokes About Christmas
Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him.
Jokes About Christmas
What happens to you at Christmas?
Yule be happy.

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