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Jokes About Christmas - Page 8
Here are more of our Christmas Jokes and Funny Stories to help you see the humorous side of the festive season.
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What is the most read thing at Christmas?
Rudolph's nose.
Rudolph's nose.
Submitted by: Joey
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.
Submitted by: Joey
John: Would you like a little Christmas cheer?
George: Yes, that would be very welcome.
John: Ok. Hip, hip hooray!
George: Yes, that would be very welcome.
John: Ok. Hip, hip hooray!
What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.
Santa Clues.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Harp.
Harp who?
Harp the Herald Angels Sing.
Harp.
Harp who?
Harp the Herald Angels Sing.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Christmas stocking.
Chris.
Chris who?
Christmas stocking.
What does Father Christmas do if his elves get too fat?
He sends them to an elf farm.
He sends them to an elf farm.
Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas.
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas.
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the standard alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.
The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.
What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.