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What do male sheep sing at Christmas?
Ewele-tide Carols!
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes.
Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.
Which board game does Ebenezer Scrooge like to play at Christmas?
Mean-opoly.
What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours.
William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!
In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.
Which reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph.
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the normal alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.
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