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Jokes About Christmas - Page 4
Here are more of our Christmas Jokes and Funny Stories to help you see the humorous side of the festive season.
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I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.
Which reindeer knows Morse code?
Dasher.
Dasher.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...
Jungle bells, jungle bells...
How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.
What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.
Platform shoes.
What do you call Father Christmas when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!
Santa Pause!
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.
You get a Christmas quacker.
Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.
The turkey - it's always stuffed.
What comes at the very end of Christmas Day?
The letter 'Y' of course!
The letter 'Y' of course!