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Here are more of our Christmas Jokes and Funny Stories to help you see the humorous side of the festive season.
Christmas humor

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Jokes About Christmas
Christmas - A holiday in which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the present.
Jokes About Christmas
What song do Liverpool fans sing at Christmas?
"Yule never walk alone."
Jokes About Christmas
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!
Jokes About Christmas
Why is a Christmas pudding just like the ocean?
it's full of currants!
Jokes About Christmas
Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.
Jokes About Christmas
Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.
Jokes About Christmas
Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.
Jokes About Christmas
What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
Jokes About Christmas
What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
Jokes About Christmas
Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.

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