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He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.
Two idiots traveled deep into the forest searching for a Christmas tree. After many hours in the deep snow and biting wind, one idiot turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether or not its decorated!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
Gary hands his girlfriend a small package on Christmas morning, the size of a jewelry box. She gets incredibly excited and rips the package open to find just a pack of playing cards.
"What on earth is this?" she yells and throws the pack of cards at Gary.
"Why did you do that?" Gary responds. "You said all you wanted for Christmas was something with diamonds in it!"
What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.
Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
Submitted by: Joey
Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.
Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!
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