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Here are more of our Christmas Jokes and Funny Stories to help you see the humorous side of the festive season.
Merry Christmas

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Jokes About Christmas
He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
Jokes About Christmas
How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.
Jokes About Christmas
Two idiots traveled deep into the forest searching for a Christmas tree. After many hours in the deep snow and biting wind, one idiot turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether or not its decorated!"
Jokes About Christmas
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
Jokes About Christmas
Gary hands his girlfriend a small package on Christmas morning, the size of a jewelry box. She gets incredibly excited and rips the package open to find just a pack of playing cards.
"What on earth is this?" she yells and throws the pack of cards at Gary.
"Why did you do that?" Gary responds. "You said all you wanted for Christmas was something with diamonds in it!"
Jokes About Christmas
What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.
Jokes About Christmas
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.
Jokes About Christmas
Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
Submitted by: Joey
Jokes About Christmas
Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.
Jokes About Christmas
Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!

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