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What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
"Come and look at the rain, dear."
What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?
Cross mouse cards.
Did you hear about the pig who began hiding her food in November?
She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wanda Witch.
Wanda Witch who?
Wanda Witch you a Merry Christmas.
What do fish sing at Christmas?
Shark, the herald angels sing.
Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
What does Mrs. Claus use to make her cakes?
Elf-raising flour.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hector.
Hector who?
"Hector halls with boughs of holly."
What do you call someone who claps their hands when the contestants in a Christmas quiz show get the right answer?
Santapplause.
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