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Here are more of our Christmas Jokes and Funny Stories to help you see the humorous side of the festive season.

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Jokes About Christmas
What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
"Come and look at the rain, dear."
Jokes About Christmas
What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?
Cross mouse cards.
Jokes About Christmas
Did you hear about the pig who began hiding her food in November?
She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.
Jokes About Christmas
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wanda Witch.
Wanda Witch who?
Wanda Witch you a Merry Christmas.
Jokes About Christmas
What do fish sing at Christmas?
Shark, the herald angels sing.
Jokes About Christmas
Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
Jokes About Christmas
What does Mrs. Claus use to make her cakes?
Elf-raising flour.
Jokes About Christmas
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.
Jokes About Christmas
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hector.
Hector who?
"Hector halls with boughs of holly."
Jokes About Christmas
What do you call someone who claps their hands when the contestants in a Christmas quiz show get the right answer?
Santapplause.

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