Doctors
We've decided to postpone your operation until you're stronger - financially. Elephants
Why don't elephants like to go to the beach?
They keep getting sand in their trunks!Cannibals
Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.Restaurants Food
'It looks like rain.'
'It sure does, but it's chicken soup.' Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Liz see what you look like. One-Liners
Don't get even - get odd! Christmas
What do skunks use when wrapping their Christmas presents?
Smell-o-tape!Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff; I hurt it playing football.