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Jokes About Cats
What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
Jokes About Cats
What swings from a trapeze and miaows?
An acrocat.
Jokes About Cats
My uncle said, 'My cat got first prize in the budgie show.'
I said, 'That's impossible. Cats don't get prizes in budgie shows.'
My uncle said, 'No, a budgie got the prize and my cat ate the budgie.'
Jokes About Cats
My sister came running in from the kitchen. She said, 'Dad, there's a black cat out there.',br>My dad said, 'So what? Black cats are lucky.'
My sister said, 'This one certainly is. It's just eaten your lunch.'
Jokes About Cats
Did you hear about the cat that fell in the yogurt?
He's a sour puss now.
Jokes About Cats
Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Santa

What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.

Teenagers

Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

Christmas

What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".

Apples

What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.

I am the only one on this planet who know how to drive.

Vacation

What do Paddington Bear and Winnie The Pooh pack when they are going on vacation?
The bear essentials.

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