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Jokes About Cats
What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
Jokes About Cats
What swings from a trapeze and miaows?
An acrocat.
Jokes About Cats
My uncle said, 'My cat got first prize in the budgie show.'
I said, 'That's impossible. Cats don't get prizes in budgie shows.'
My uncle said, 'No, a budgie got the prize and my cat ate the budgie.'
Jokes About Cats
My sister came running in from the kitchen. She said, 'Dad, there's a black cat out there.',br>My dad said, 'So what? Black cats are lucky.'
My sister said, 'This one certainly is. It's just eaten your lunch.'
Jokes About Cats
Did you hear about the cat that fell in the yogurt?
He's a sour puss now.
Jokes About Cats
Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sandy who?
Sandy shore.

Sausage Rolls

How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.


What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.

Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Bashful who?
Sorry, I can't tell you, I'm too bashful.


What do you get if you cross a football team with ice cream?
Aston vanilla.


Where does a horse go when he gets sick?
The horspital.

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