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What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
What swings from a trapeze and miaows?
An acrocat.
My uncle said, 'My cat got first prize in the budgie show.'
I said, 'That's impossible. Cats don't get prizes in budgie shows.'
My uncle said, 'No, a budgie got the prize and my cat ate the budgie.'
My sister came running in from the kitchen. She said, 'Dad, there's a black cat out there.',br>My dad said, 'So what? Black cats are lucky.'
My sister said, 'This one certainly is. It's just eaten your lunch.'
Did you hear about the cat that fell in the yogurt?
He's a sour puss now.
Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Bull
Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe
Cabbage
What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.
Game
What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?
Hyde-and-seek.
Scotsmen
How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tyred.
Blondes
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
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