Jokes About Cats - Page 3 - With 4 More Jokes and Funny Stories

Here are more jokes about cats.

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How does a contented kitten feel?
Cat-isfied with life.

What does a cat like to eat for dessert?
Mice pudding!

What do you call an overweight cat?
A flabby tabby.

Did the cat have a good vacation? Yes, it was purr-feet.

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We've decided to postpone your operation until you're stronger - financially.

Why don't elephants like to go to the beach?
They keep getting sand in their trunks!

Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.

'It looks like rain.'
'It sure does, but it's chicken soup.'

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Liz see what you look like.

Don't get even - get odd!

What do skunks use when wrapping their Christmas presents?
Smell-o-tape!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff; I hurt it playing football.

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