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Jokes About Cats
My sister came running in from the kitchen. She said, 'Dad, there's a black cat out there.',br>My dad said, 'So what? Black cats are lucky.'
My sister said, 'This one certainly is. It's just eaten your lunch.'
Jokes About Cats
Did you hear about the cat that fell in the yogurt?
He's a sour puss now.
Jokes About Cats
Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Accountant

Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.

Dog

A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.

Rabbits

How do rabbits stay cool in the summer?
They have air conditioning.

Neatly

If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.

Bananas

What is yellow and goes click-click?
A ball-point banana.

Parakeets

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.

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