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Jokes About Cats - Page 3
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What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
You're the purrfect cat for me.
What swings from a trapeze and miaows?
An acrocat.
An acrocat.
My uncle said, 'My cat got first prize in the budgie show.'
I said, 'That's impossible. Cats don't get prizes in budgie shows.'
My uncle said, 'No, a budgie got the prize and my cat ate the budgie.'
I said, 'That's impossible. Cats don't get prizes in budgie shows.'
My uncle said, 'No, a budgie got the prize and my cat ate the budgie.'
My sister came running in from the kitchen. She said, 'Dad, there's a black cat out there.',br>My dad said, 'So what? Black cats are lucky.'
My sister said, 'This one certainly is. It's just eaten your lunch.'
My sister said, 'This one certainly is. It's just eaten your lunch.'
Did you hear about the cat that fell in the yogurt?
He's a sour puss now.
He's a sour puss now.
Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.
He only drinks condensed milk.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sandy.
Sandy who?
Sandy shore.
Who's there?
Sandy.
Sandy who?
Sandy shore.
Sausage Rolls
How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.
Push it.
Snakes
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.
A boa constructor.
Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Bashful.
Bashful who?
Sorry, I can't tell you, I'm too bashful.
Bashful.
Bashful who?
Sorry, I can't tell you, I'm too bashful.
Soccer
What do you get if you cross a football team with ice cream?
Aston vanilla.
Aston vanilla.
Horses
Where does a horse go when he gets sick?
The horspital.
The horspital.