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What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!
What kind of cats are good at 10-pin bowling?
Alley cats.
Why was the cat scared of the tree?
Because of its bark.
What is a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple.
A man hated his wife's cat so much that he decided to get rid of it by driving it two miles from home and leaving it there. But when returned home, he saw the cat sitting at his front door.
So, the next day he drove the cat five miles away and left it there, but when he arrived back home, the cat was once again waiting for him at his front door.
By now he was desperate to get rid of the cat, so this time he drove the cat fifty miles out into the country and left it in the middle of a dense forest.
Five hours later, his wife answered the phone at home. It was her husband.
"Honey," he asked, "is the cat there?"
"Yes," said the wife. "Why?"
"Can put him on the line, please? I'm lost and I need directions to get me home."
Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.
What did the cat do after he had eaten some cheese?
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.
What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.
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