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If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
Things you should NOT say to a traffic cop.
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doing at least 125 mph to keep up with me. Well done!
5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
7. I pay your salary!
8. Gee Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
9. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
10. When the Officer says "Gee Son...Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably should not respond with, "Gee Officer...Your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?"
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doing at least 125 mph to keep up with me. Well done!
5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
7. I pay your salary!
8. Gee Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
9. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
10. When the Officer says "Gee Son...Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably should not respond with, "Gee Officer...Your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?"
Car Owner: When you sold me this car you said it was rust free.
Car Salesman: That's true - I didn't charge extra for the rust.
Car Salesman: That's true - I didn't charge extra for the rust.
What make of car do shepherds like to drive?
Lamb drovers.
Lamb drovers.
Drive carefully. It's just cars that can be recalled by their maker.
Policeman: I stopped you because you were doing over fifty miles an hour.
Motorist: That's impossible, I've been driving for less than an hour.
Motorist: That's impossible, I've been driving for less than an hour.
Brian: Someone's stolen my car and now I'm really puzzled.
George: You're puzzled why they stole it?
Brian: No, I'm puzzled how they managed to steal it, I haven't been able to get it started all week.
George: You're puzzled why they stole it?
Brian: No, I'm puzzled how they managed to steal it, I haven't been able to get it started all week.