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Here is our selection of old and corny jokes and funny stories about cannibals. There are 39 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Cannibals
What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"
Jokes About Cannibals
Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Jokes About Cannibals
What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.
Jokes About Cannibals
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.
Jokes About Cannibals
What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I just couldn't eat another mortal.
Jokes About Cannibals
Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.
Jokes About Cannibals
Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.
Jokes About Cannibals
Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.
Jokes About Cannibals
1st Cannibal: What's the matter with you?
2nd Cannibal: I've got indigestion after having a millionaire for lunch.
1st Cannibal: Well I'm not surprised you've got indigestion. You've been told not to eat anything that's too rich.
Jokes About Cannibals
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."

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