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Here are more old and corny jokes and funny stories about cannibals.

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Jokes About Cannibals
First Cannibal: "We had robbers at our house yesterday."
Second Cannibal: "Did you enjoy them?"
First Cannibal: "yes, but they weren't as good as the missionaries we had last week."
Jokes About Cannibals
Two ferocious cannibal chiefs sat licking their fingers after a large meal. "Your wife makes a delicious roast," one chief said. "Thanks," his friend said. "I'm gonna miss her."
Jokes About Cannibals
'Doc,' said the cannibal to the witch doctor, 'I have terrible heartburn.'
'What have you been eating?' said the witch doctor.
'A lot of missionaries with hooded robes and bald heads,' said the cannibal.
'How do you cook them?' inquired the witch doctor.
'I boil them in a big iron pot,' said the head hunter.
'You idiot!' screamed the witch doctor. Those aren't boilers - they're friars!'
Jokes About Cannibals
This cannibal caught a missionary in the jungle. He said to him, 'What's the best way to eat you? Boiled or roasted?'
The missionary said, 'To tell you the truth, I'm a friar.'
Jokes About Cannibals
There were these two cannibals having their dinner. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.'
The other one said, 'Well put him to one side and just eat the greens.'
Jokes About Cannibals
This girl cannibal took her boyfriend home to meet her mum. She said, 'Mum, what do you think of him?'
Her mum said, 'Lovely dear. He looks good enough to eat.'
Jokes About Cannibals
Boy cannibal to mother cannibal: Mummy, mummy, can I bring my friend over for tea?
Mother cannibal: Of course, dear, Put him in the fridge and we'll have him later.
Jokes About Cannibals
First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.
Jokes About Cannibals
What's a cannibal's favourite meal?
Baked human beans.

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