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Jokes About Blondes - 129 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are some of our top blonde jokes and funny stories. Whether they satirize common notions or pay tribute to the lighthearted humor of past times, these jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. It's important to remember that jokes can bring laughter to everyone, regardless of their hair color. It may just seem like blondes are having a great time! Jokes can be humorous to everyone, even though blondes can appear to be having more fun! There are 129 jokes in this category.
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When her laptop computer freezes, what does a blonde do?
She puts it in the microwave.
She puts it in the microwave.
A flight attendant approached a blonde passenger in first class on a flight to New York and politely asked her to transfer to economy as she did not have a first-class ticket. The blonde responded, "I'm not moving. I'm going to New York. I'm blonde and beautiful."
The flight attendant wanted to avoid arguing with a passenger, so she asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He approached the woman and politely requested that she vacate the first-class area.
The blonde repeated herself, saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving." Once back in the cockpit, the co-pilot sought the captain's advice.
'I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to deal with this,' declared the captain. He approached the blonde in the first-class section and whispered in her ear. Ignoring herself, she leaped to her feet. She hurried to the economic section, asking herself, 'Why didn't someone just say so?'
The flight attendant and the co-pilot were taken aback, curious about what he had said to her that had finally persuaded her to change seats.
He said, 'I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York.'
The flight attendant wanted to avoid arguing with a passenger, so she asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He approached the woman and politely requested that she vacate the first-class area.
The blonde repeated herself, saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving." Once back in the cockpit, the co-pilot sought the captain's advice.
'I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to deal with this,' declared the captain. He approached the blonde in the first-class section and whispered in her ear. Ignoring herself, she leaped to her feet. She hurried to the economic section, asking herself, 'Why didn't someone just say so?'
The flight attendant and the co-pilot were taken aback, curious about what he had said to her that had finally persuaded her to change seats.
He said, 'I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York.'
What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
Artificial intelligence.
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
What did the blonde think of the new computer?
She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
Why don't blondes eat Jello?
They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets.
They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets.
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Because they can spell it.
Because they can spell it.
Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
Toes Go In First.
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. She holds the bulb, and the world revolves around her.
One. She holds the bulb, and the world revolves around her.
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, 'Daaady!'
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, 'Daaady!'
What would you call 15 blondes standing in a circle?
A dope ring.
A dope ring.
What prompted the blonde to scale the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
To see what was on the other side.