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Jokes About Blondes - Page 8
Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about blondes.
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Q: How is a blonde like a beer bottle?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.
A: They are both empty from the neck up.
Q: What do an intelligent blonde and a UFO have in common.
A: You often hear about them, but you never see one.
A: You often hear about them, but you never see one.
Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.
A: One.
Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.
A: They're too hard to peel.
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.
A: Third Grade.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
Q: What did the blonde say when she dropped the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with
a coat hanger.
Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!
Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!