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Jokes About Blondes - Page 8 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about blondes.
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Why was the blonde staring at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.
Because it said concentrate.
I might be a dumb blonde, but I am good at speling.
What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.
Pull the pin out and throw it back.
What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.
A whine cellar.
What do a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common?
They are both extinct.
They are both extinct.
How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.
Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.
It takes too long to retrain them.
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.
We have a blonde where I work who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.
A blonde is outside when the garbage man comes up the driveway and asks her if 'any garbage today?'
The blonde answers, 'We'll have three bags, please.'
The blonde answers, 'We'll have three bags, please.'
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
The winner of a hide-and-seek game.
The winner of a hide-and-seek game.
Why didn't the blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
She lost the recipe.
She lost the recipe.