Why did the blonde cross the road?
I don't know, and neither does she.
What do you call a blonde with a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue.
Why was the blonde staring at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.
I might be a dumb blonde, but I am good at speling.
What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.
What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.
What do a smart blonde and a dinosaur have in common?
They are both extinct.
How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.
Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.
We have a blonde where I work who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.
A blonde is outside when the garbage man comes up the driveway and asks her if 'any garbage today?'
The blonde answers, 'We'll have three bags, please.'