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Jokes About Blondes - Page 5
Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about blondes.
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How do you keep a blonde girl busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
A brunette was walking down the middle of the street bobbing her head, saying '88, 88, 88, 88.' A blonde saw her and asked her why she did it. The brunette said it was fun and that she should try it. So they were both walking down the middle of the street saying '88, 88, 88' All of a sudden a huge semi-truck came along, and the brunette jumped out of the way...
A brunette was walking down the middle of the street bobbing her head saying '89, 89, 89'.
A brunette was walking down the middle of the street bobbing her head saying '89, 89, 89'.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
Both are empty from the neck up.
Both are empty from the neck up.
If a blonde and a brunette fell out of an airplane, who would land first?(br>The brunette. The blonde would have to stop and get directions.
Why don't blondes like pickles?
They keep getting their head stuck in the jar.
They keep getting their head stuck in the jar.
What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes?
An Interpreter.
An Interpreter.
What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
Artificial intelligence.
Artificial intelligence.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday night?
Tell her a joke on Thursday.
Tell her a joke on Thursday.
What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps, and she didn't know how to cook them?
When the blonde opened the Cheerios box, what did she say?
Look at those doughnut seeds, daddy.
Look at those doughnut seeds, daddy.
Three blondes are stranded on an island. They find a lamp and rub it, and out pops a genie. 'I will grant each of you one wish,' the genie said.
The first blonde said that she wished to be smarter than the other two, and she turned into a brunette and swam off the island.
The second blonde said that she wished to be smarter than the other two, and she turned into a redhead, built a raft, and rowed off the island.
The third blonde wanted to be smarter than the other two, so she transformed into a brunette and crossed the bridge.
The first blonde said that she wished to be smarter than the other two, and she turned into a brunette and swam off the island.
The second blonde said that she wished to be smarter than the other two, and she turned into a redhead, built a raft, and rowed off the island.
The third blonde wanted to be smarter than the other two, so she transformed into a brunette and crossed the bridge.