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Jokes About Blondes - Page 3
Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about blondes.
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Have you heard about the blonde couple discovered frozen to death in their automobile at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see 'Closed for the Winter'.
They went to see 'Closed for the Winter'.
What do people in a college or university call a blonde?
A visitor.
A visitor.
A girl was on the highway going to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said, "DISNEYLAND LEFT." After some thought, she told herself, "Oh well." So she turned around and drove home.
A blonde was heading home when she saw a sign that said, "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES." After driving eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
Two blondes were spotted in a parking lot attempting to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
Blonde 1: I can't seem to unlock this door!
Blonde 2: You must speed up and try harder. It's starting to rain, and the roof is down.
Blonde 1: I can't seem to unlock this door!
Blonde 2: You must speed up and try harder. It's starting to rain, and the roof is down.
What did the blonde say when she dropped the priceless Ming vase?
'It's OK, Daddy, I'm not hurt.'
'It's OK, Daddy, I'm not hurt.'
Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.
They think someone is taking their picture.
Why was the blonde tiptoeing past the medicine cabinet?
So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
Third Grade.
Third Grade.
When a blonde ordered a pizza, the clerk inquired if she wanted it cut into six or twelve slices.
'Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.'
'Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.'
Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
They're too hard to peel.
They're too hard to peel.
How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
One.
One.