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Jokes About Blondes - Page 2
Here are some of our top blonde jokes and funny stories. Jokes can be humorous to everyone, even though blondes can appear to be having more fun!
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Who will strike the ground first if a blonde and a brunette are thrown off a skyscraper?
The brunette. The blonde needs to stop and ask for directions.
The brunette. The blonde needs to stop and ask for directions.
What's the difference between Bigfoot and a smart blonde?
Some people have seen Bigfoot.
Some people have seen Bigfoot.
What do you get when you give a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
Change.
Change.
After completing her jigsaw piece in just six months, why was the blonde so happy?
Because it said From 2-4 years on the box.
Because it said From 2-4 years on the box.
What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A Space Invader.
A Space Invader.
What's the secret to getting a laugh out of a blonde on Monday mornings?
Share a funny joke with them on Friday night.
Share a funny joke with them on Friday night.
How did the blonde manage to break her leg while raking leaves?
She fell from the tree.
She fell from the tree.
What work does a blonde do in an M&M factory? Proofreading.
Why was the blonde dismissed from the M&M factory?
She was throwing away the W's.
She was throwing away the W's.
What is the difference between a beautiful blonde and a grocery store shopping cart?
The shopping cart has a mind of its own.
The shopping cart has a mind of its own.
What would you call a blonde behind the wheel of a car?
An airbag.
An airbag.