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Jokes About Blondes - Page 11
Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about blondes.
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Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
A: Toes Go In First.
Q: Why do blondes to drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
A: Because they can spell it.
Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets.
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets.
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
A: Artificial intelligence.
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to economy since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde replied "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York
and I'm not moving."
Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of the first class section.
Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm not moving." The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do.
The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this." He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section mumbling to herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so?"
Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat.
He said, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."
Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of the first class section.
Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm not moving." The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do.
The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this." He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section mumbling to herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so?"
Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat.
He said, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."