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Jokes About Birthdays
Enjoy another year filled with laughter with our collection of side-splitting birthday jokes! With a wide range of witty jokes and clever remarks, this collection will surely add an extra layer of enjoyment to your special day. Celebrate getting older (or younger) with a giggle. There are 24 jokes in this category.
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His birthday party was canceled due to rain. The candles on his cake set off the sprinkler system.
What's the best way to remember your wife's birthday?
Forget it once.
Forget it once.
I used to hate my brother when we were kids. One year, my mum said, 'Do you know it's his birthday tomorrow?'
I said, 'Thanks for telling me, I'll give him my cough.'
I said, 'Thanks for telling me, I'll give him my cough.'
When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it's been sliced.
After it's been sliced.
Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift-wrap a life?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift-wrap a life?
For weeks I've been telling you not to buy anything for my birthday and yet you still forgot to bring me something.
Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!
How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.
By having a whale of a party.
A kindly old lady saw a little boy sitting on the pavement, crying his eyes out. 'What's the matter?' she asked.
'It's my birthday!' he exclaimed. 'I received a bicycle and a PlayStation, and later today, there will be a party with snacks, dessert, and a disco to follow.' He had to pause his speech as tears overwhelmed him.
'But that's lovely,' said the old lady. 'So why are you crying?'
'Because I'm lost!'
'It's my birthday!' he exclaimed. 'I received a bicycle and a PlayStation, and later today, there will be a party with snacks, dessert, and a disco to follow.' He had to pause his speech as tears overwhelmed him.
'But that's lovely,' said the old lady. 'So why are you crying?'
'Because I'm lost!'
George: This year my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.
'I was sure you would forget my birthday, so I bought this fur coat.'
'I'm looking forward to my 23rd birthday.'
'You're facing in the wrong direction.'
'You're facing in the wrong direction.'