Jokes About Birthdays - Page 1

George: This year my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.

A kindly old lady saw a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. 'What's the matter?' she asked.
'It's my birthday!' he hollered. 'And I got a bicycle and a playstation and this afternoon there's to be a party with crisps and jelly and a birthday cake and a disco afterwards.' and he had to stop talking because he was crying so hard.
'But that's lovely,' said the old lady. 'So why are you crying?'
'Because I'm lost!'

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.

Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!

For weeks I've been telling you not to buy anything for my birthday and yet you still forgot to bring me something.

Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?

When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.