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Jokes About Birthdays - Page 1


Here are some jokes about Birthdays. There are 6 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Birthdays
A kindly old lady saw a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. 'What's the matter?' she asked.
'It's my birthday!' he hollered. 'And I got a bicycle and a playstation and this afternoon there's to be a party with crisps and jelly and a birthday cake and a disco afterwards.' and he had to stop talking because he was crying so hard.
'But that's lovely,' said the old lady. 'So why are you crying?'
'Because I'm lost!'
Jokes About Birthdays
How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.
Jokes About Birthdays
Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!
Jokes About Birthdays
For weeks I've been telling you not to buy anything for my birthday and yet you still forgot to bring me something.
Jokes About Birthdays
Ted: My birthday is coming soon. Do you know what I need?
Tim: Yes, I know what you need, but how do you gift wrap a life?
Jokes About Birthdays
When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.


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Pirates

Where does Blackbeard the Pirate hide his treasure chest?
Underneath his treasure shirt.

Dentist

What do you call a dentist in the army?
A drill sergeant.

A Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.

"My birthday's coming" Do you know what I need?"
"Yeah, but how do you gift wrap a life?"

Henry VIII

King Henry VIII went to heaven. St Peter said, 'Tell me, why did you have so many different wives?'
Henry said, 'I like to' chop and change.'