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I've noticed that when it's my dad's birthday he likes to take the day off, and when it's my mother's birthday she takes a few years off.
You know it's going to be one of those days when your twin brother forgets that it's your birthday.
What is the best thing to put into a slice of birthday cake?
Your teeth.
Your teeth.
The foolproof way to ensure that you always remember your wife's birthday, is to forget it one year.
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Office
Boss to his new secretary: "I need you to file these papers for me."Secretary: Wouldn't it be easier to just trim them with scissors?"
Soccer
Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.Johnny: Don't bother, you'd probably miss.
Chickens
What do you call a crazy chicken?A cuckoo cluck.
Lawyers
Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?From chasing parked ambulances.
Change A Light Bulb
How many doctors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
British Jokes
Doctor, Doctor, I've got rotten teeth, bad breath, and smelly feet.Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!
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