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How is a bird sitting on a fence like a coin?
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.
What kind of books do owls like to read?
Whoo-dunnits.
What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.
Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.
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What kind of bird is always on its knees?
A bird of prey.
What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
Nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth.
Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.
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